Guys from TX who can't spell (plagiarize)

[konzertmeister]

Hello my BEAUTIFUL DARLINGS!
It's the maestra here... I'm thinking of starting an annual Numbnut(s) Award, in honor of feebleminded men and boinkers (usually one in the same) from Texas, who can't spell, apparently love pink message boards, and hang out in girli-fied chat rooms to soothe their slowly seething case of clitoris envy.
Although originally inspired by at least two men from TX that I can think of (homo erectus Tex-ignorameus) the award will consider all eligible buffoons, fatheads and nimrods, regardless of their current state of residence. I'm also going to ensure that I'm not discriminating against females. I intend to back up my "males only" eligibility policy by garnering proof from the medical and insurance fields that women have not proven worthy of eligibility, due to their better driving records, lower insurance rates, lower mortality rates, and just plain inability to "off" themselves in moronic, macho ways. Please send your nominations to me, Konzertmeister!!!
Love, love love, my little chickadees!

[froggie]

I vote for George Bush.

[konzertmeister]

I second your nomination! ;D

[troublemonkey]

stick tony blair in there 2 its like those two have turned into pinky and the brain wanna take over the world 2 getha im not sure which one is the brain though....
no more war!

[bluey]

Hi all, I'm bluey from the uk. Been playing drums 4 years, in a band doing own material.

I second the nomination for tony blair. I think he's lost the plot.

[Dragon]

I'm going to have to go with "dubya"

[deceiverofmen]

hmmm. would be nicer without the overtones of southern bias.

some of us are from Texas and aren't morons- women and men.